This morning in the car K noticed a driver in another car..."She was smoking, talking on her cell phone AND driving!" he tut tutted.
"I know what's really the bad-est for your body," The Rooster announced.
"What is that?" I asked.
"Smoking!" she said confidently.
Not to be out done, The Mayor chimed in."I know what's even badder for your body," he said.
"What?" I asked.
"Cannibals."
Monday, August 18, 2008
One Upping Your Sister
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At least you get to laugh on your way to work, sister!
Ha! Well, he's certainly got a point. And a quick wit.
um, well, yeah...
better to be smoked than eaten, unless you are smoked first, then eaten... that would be worst of all...
;-P
J/
now THAT was funny...
Those kids are too smart! At least it is never dull at your house.
But at least the cannibals kill you quickly. (I think; I hope I never have to find out.)
BWAAA HA HA! We love your kids! Thank you for sharing these precious moments with us.
You almost made me spit out my Diet Coke. And that, my friend, is a mortal sin! Please tell your kids to stop being so funny!
even worse... smoking cannibals
Thanks for the laugh this morning (though now I may have to explain to my assistant what on earth is so funny in here).
Hard to argue with his logic on that one, though!
Well...I guess you really can't argue with cannibal argument.
I think the cannibals put you in a pot and then lite the fire to make it boil. At least that's what happens on all the old tv cartoons. So I guess you'd have to breath the smoke from the fire first.
Wow, who knew there were cannibals in your neck of the woods?
I would have thought that was me except that I quit Friday.
I'm rather grumpy now, so no honking at me for talking and driving :)
Oh yeah girlfriend. You tell 'em! ;)
Mayor is the winner.
The mayor has a fine point there - although in the end, both could have the same result.
Gotta love the little people for their insight!
I have never heard a truer thing.
At a quick glace I thought that said 'cannabis' and I was about to be REALLY impressed!
He is right, of course. But I wonder if eating a smoker is worse for a cannibal?
What's that joke about the two cannibals eating the clown? One cannibal turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.
The Mayor rules.
She's got a point.
Hilarious!
Also hilarious: your post with the pics where you posed with the HOTARD bus. I am finally jumping back into blogging and that was the oldest post of yours in my Bloglines account. I would've totally done the same thing if I saw a bus like that... It must've been meant for shuttling around retarded prostitutes or something, right? (Yup, I'm definitely going to hell.)
Funny, I didn't see K and the kids this morning!
[jk]
TOTALLY didn't see his answer coming. That was AWESOME.
cannibals get me everytime.
Your kid is a über-genius, I thought mine was smart and clever and funny, but now I realize he's kinda a nub.
I have to say, cannibals provide a quicker kill.
Cannibals for the win.
Wow, how do you top that? Cannibals that smoke?
well really, if you smoke, cannibals won't touch you. Makes you too chewy.
Have never heard truer wisdom.
Looking over my shoulder for smoking cannibals.
LOL Hahahahaha!!
Now THAT is funny!
cute. just curious how the mayor learned what a cannibal is???
Ha, but what didn't come out is that if you smoking, driving, and talking on your cell phone you don't stand a chance in hell in avoiding a cannibal...
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
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